Why can’t YOU Google it!?
You have a question,
I have a suggestion,
Before you send me a text, a message or a call,
Have YOU put in any effort at all?
Could YOU find the answer all on your own,
Before text or ring me on my phone?
The ability to type, click and read,
A simple Google is all it needs,
I’m not you PA, admin assistant or secretary,
Or work in your local library,
The answer is there in the palm of your hand,
Search on your own 4G ruddy broadband,
My time is as precious as yours,
So why am I doing all your chores?
I am not a fountain of knowledge,
From which you can drink,
Go and search it yourself,
It’s easier than you think,